Cheap Perfume


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Cheap Perfume

After being away on business, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.

"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

"What I mean," said Tom, "is I'd like to see something really
cheap."

So the clerk handed him a mirror.

Courtesy of FunnyMailer.com

Lesson: When you buy your wife some perfume, buy the most expensive even if it means breaking your Bank Account.

 

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