Sunday morning services were going very smoothly when suddenly a
flash of light and smoke appeared in front of the pulpit followed
by a large "BOOM". When the smoke cleared, the astonished
congregation saw a red figure complete with horns, pitchfork and
tail.

Immediately, panic set in. People crowded through the doors,
trampling each other in their rush to get away. Satan watched the
retreat with great glee, but his mood was disturbed by the sight
of one man still lounging comfortably in his pew.

"Do you not know who I am?", Satan thundered.

The man's reply was nonchalant, "Sure I do."

Satan was puzzled.  "Do you not fear me?"

"Nope."

"Why not?"

The man snorted, "What for? I've been married to your sister for
35 years!"